It is great to make your acquaintance. Would you like to get to know me better? Yes!? Below is my austere and completely REAL biography:
I was born in a land ruled by the Fae; it was dangerous, yet it was so full of magic and wonder, that the danger only increased my appreciation of the world. I lived in a woodland cottage with a cat as fierce as a feral nightmare and a pug as round as a pampered pet pig. I spent my days reading about other magical lands, writing stories, and using my imagination to craft beautiful pieces of art. I did have a job to do; I had to oversee the forest animals to ensure they were behaving properly. We cannot have squirrels getting depressed about lost acorns, or Phoenixes who forget how to instantaneously combust. But the work was tiring, so I went to the Magical Academy of Sun Devils and learned how to be crafty…in a good way. Don’t be misled about the Devil part, it was just a cunning name made by Merlin. And here I am, currently looking for employment to use my newfound skills and hoping that my magical background appeals to you.
There, that is my story. All true except that my pug is not (very) round.
If you are interested in more specific information about me, I am a graduate of Arizona State University from the Graphic Information Technology Program. I have another degree from Florida Gulf Coast University in Social Work. I work full-time as a website designer, and in my free time I like to read, draw, and do lots of different crafting things!
What does this say about me? I love to learn, I love to help people, and I love to be creative!